i was gonna start picklin'...

but then, walking around campus, i noticed a familiar sight on a tv screen. mtv deux was playing a rap video filmed on court street in the cradle of hip hop history known as carroll gardens. two things caught my eye-one, the restaurant marco polo was featured in the background.

in front of marco polo was assembled the unwhitest assembly of individuals i have ever seen on court street. and one of these guys (marco polo himself) is actually not unwhite at all. in fact, he's a very well known white dude that we have for a long time been calling BRIAN ROOT BERNSTEIN.



That's right-BRB, who has also fooled the world into thinking he is not actually Collie Buddz:


has yet another identity. I know you think he just wanted to put Carroll Gardens on the map, but i contend that no, he is in fact trying to compete with his bitter rival Gulpreet Singh for total alternate identities (Gulp is also known to the world as Bill Richardson, Jon Belushi, and Horatio Sanz).

























So be advised-the war is on. Root's catching up to Gulp with a pretty bold move, but Gulp still has the edge.

In the meantime, all of our loyal readers should know that our pickling operation is currently active in the ENTIRE FUCKING GLOBE (the entire fucking globe meaning: Brooklyn, Barcelona, Los Angeles, possibly DC/Vermont. I see you Robe Riche.)! And we are currently right at the precipice of actually picklin' stuff. So if you are in one of those locales, you can be sure to sample our many pickled products some time soon.






(areas of our pickling operation (graphic representation))

xoxoxo

richard reid